have you ever realised
that spongebob made a subtle anal rape joke once
If you decide to tub-chug in mass quantities this weekend? Which I’m not telling you to do. It’s dangerous and I don’t trust your friends to hold you up safely. Especially that Bob-O character, you know the one I’m talking about.
Anyway, if ya do? Deep breaths before. Then after. Don’t try to be a Tub Hero. No one’s a Tub Hero in the hospital. Or the morgue.